[08-11-2025 21:18] Wyrm: Hello, world! This is how the messages look on the wall!
[21-11-2025 13:40] ivashka37: HALLO
[11-01-2026 16:59] Arved: This guy calls himself a “rare succulent collector,” but his shelf looks like the clearance aisle of a garden center that learned the word taxonomy. Half the list is just Adenium wearing different passports, and the rest are plants so hardy they’d survive a nuclear winter out of spite. Crassula ovata? Groundbreaking. Truly bold. Nothing screams “elite collector” like the botanical equivalent of a participation trophy. Even the rarer entries feel like they’re there to suggest depth, not actually provide it—Adromischus marianae is doing all the heavy lifting while the others just sit there photosynthesizing mediocrity. Your plants don’t die because they can’t. Not because you’re skilled—because they’ve evolved specifically to tolerate neglect, bad watering schedules, and the kind of confidence that comes from owning Echinocereus rigidissimus and thinking, “Yes, this proves something.” It’s not a collection. It’s a support group for plants that refuse to perish, curated by someone who wants the prestige of rarity with the effort level of a windowsill